By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
The best factor Nicole Polizzi, aka “Snooki,” ever did was once by chance. yet her son, Lorenzo, used to be by no means a mistake. whilst she and her boyfriend, Jionni, figured out she used to be knocked up, they weren’t married or engaged. She was once basically twenty-four and dwelling together with her parents—and she had 0 child adventure. With a reckless, social gathering lady television personality to accommodate, she had much to profit and observe in turning into a mother.
In this humorous and frank booklet, Nicole stocks her reports, every little thing from the 1st sonogram to the nipple-cracking surprise of breastfeeding. In every one bankruptcy, she tells the unvarnished fact approximately being pregnant indicators (“The excessive cost of Gas”), the ridiculousness of her child registry (“Butt Paste and Boogie Wipes”) and the lowdown on postpartum lifestyles (“Shit Happens”). There’s a ton of invaluable info, together with an inventory of must-have child items, MILF type information, tips to hold “I’m a whale” preggers undesirable physique snapshot in cost, and the way she received into the simplest form of her existence inside of six months of giving delivery. even if Nicole needed to hand over partying, she’s embracing motherhood the one method she is aware how: with a fun-loving attitude—and plenty of leopard print!
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Baby Bumps: From Party Girl to Proud Mama, and all the Messy Milestones Along the Way by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi